(Frd) Bread Danson needs to get off of my television because he’s screaming sociopolitically-motivationally-charged-esoteric breezes off of his chest, getting them off one-by-two in a tertiary manner (the primary being the 4 food groups, the secondary being a batch of foreign automobiles). Crazy babies–they are the best ones, all smiling their faces off, freakin’ us out because they don’t cry. That’s right: the crazy ones don’t cry. Don’t they not, Grrrrrrrrrrrrisk? Take me to the battle station where we’ll whip up some celery sticks and bootstraps will cover new & newest kaleidoscopic topics. Too many hues, too many topics to collide about it’s my town and I won’t stand or sit for no bodies, no metaphysical appearances, or straw-men built of fallacious caste systems.edu
Frd’ing is how my brain winds down from studying. Okay, here we go:
“I have too many books, I have not read too many books, and I do not have too many bookcases,” I thought aloud as Chelsea rolled her eyes at my next, greatest scheme. “I will build a bookcase.”
“Build” isn’t quite the right verb, because I feel like building entails tools and screws/nails. The bookcase I made (there, that’s the right verb) used none of these things–though I still had to make a trip to Home Depot to gather the materials (which, again, made it feel like I actually was building something):
Looking at the materials I had amassed, I considered building a cinder-block fortress instead–but where in my fortress would I place my books?! Alas, I marched on toward Bookcasedom.
Fact: cinder-blocks are heavy, and they are twice as heavy carrying them up stairs.
Fact: I prefer “making” to “building” things–it’s easier.
I wasn’t entirely sure that my makeshift bookcase wouldn’t look awful. But, thankfully, Chelsea & I love how it turned out (structurally, functionally, & aesthetically).
Also, here’s a picture of our well-groomed living-room:
daisies & crazies,
BONUS PICTURE OF MY SCHOOL-DESK:
My desk has a theme, ya dig?
P.S. I feel like “e’e” should be something, shouldn’t it? Here, let me show it to you in isolation:
See what I mean?